Relationships & the Cards: Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a relationship and in 2013 may be considering dating again.

Lindsay Lohan was born on July 2, 1986, which makes her the King of Diamonds, and the King of Hearts, a Cancer Tiger. It’s difficult to be a Cancer Tiger. Tigers love to run and have their freedom, to rule and pounce and jump around. Cancers like to stay at home and make the house nice, and have friends come in, and entertain. They are also very emotional. When a cancer Tiger is born, they have a lot of conflicting impulses in their personality. They end up moving a lot and rearranging the furniture. For my little brother, he ends up rearranging the cars in the driveway.

Samantha Ronson was born on August 7th, 1977, which makes her a Leo Snake, and a six of diamonds. Leo Snakes can be very sexy people. Not terribly true to one person, but definitely glamorous and fun. Another famous Leo Snake you may have heard of is Mae West.

Lindsay and Samantha dated from 2007 to 2009 and it was a tumultuous relationship. Why were they together?

The first clue we can see immediately is the connection between Lindsay’s PRC card and Samantha Ronson’s birth card. It’s a Neptune connection. That means that Samantha is Lindsay’s dream woman, and she can never see Samantha clearly.

The connection between Lindsay’s birth card, the king of diamonds, and Samantha’s birthcard, the 6 of diamonds, is the Uranus connection, which means they will be friendly and respect one another’s individuality. This explains why even though they broke up in 2009, Samantha Ronson has only just sold her house next to Lindsay Lohan’s house.

All of the connections are flowing one way, from Lindsay to Samantha.

So it’s no surprise that Lindsay stalked Samantha after Samantha broke up with her.

The King of Diamonds is a one-eyed master of acquisition. What he wants, he will go after, and damn the consequences.

Why was Samantha interested in Lindsay Lohan? Looking at her birth card, we can see that the six of diamonds often chooses romantic partners based on money. All of Lindsay’s money would have been very appealing to Samantha, even if she didn’t like the notoriety and paparazzi.

Now that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a lot of money, Samantha Ronson would be less interested in her. Sad but true. This is how the six of diamonds often chooses to make romantic decisions. Being a DJ is not an easy life, or a lucrative one, and certainly Samantha Ronson would want to be comfortable.

You can see over and over again with Lindsay Lohan in her choices of romantic partners and in her life choices that she has a lot of power and fame, but she also has trouble thinking through the consequences of her actions. Being such two powerful, masculine cards would make anyone have a power trip, but especially the King of Diamonds.

I just wrote about what another King of Diamonds decided to do with his life, Christopher Dorner, the serial killer ex-cop.

And then we see the King of Diamonds in Angelina Jolie as well.

What do you think of Lindsay’s choices in romance?